Being part of two Secret Santa Swaps this year was a great treat. I’m utter crap when it comes to two things: Identifying Mystery Drams and Shopping for Gifts.
So when /u/Porkpants81 (not to be confused with the other 80 people with non-Kosher or Halal pants) sent me a perfect bevy of drams, I was elated. I didn’t think anyone would be that amazing to pick through my reviews (all 180+) and ensure that I hadn’t reviewed them.
One of the batch was the “joke” gift, or as he put it “A bottle my buddy got me as a joke. You’ll guess it as soon as you open it”.
Really? Have you been following along, oh purveyor of bacon leggings? Oh wearer of chops? Oh booty hamilicious one? I suck at mystery reviews!
And then I opened it.
Nose: Medium Amber…
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