Quick thanks to /u/EMoneySC2 for this odd dram.

And why is it odd? Well, oddness is in the eye of the Beholder. The main one that causes a anti-magic field, not the side ones that shoot rays that petrify you.

See, I live in Canada (surprised, right? I never bring it up). And in Canada, the store brand reigns supreme. We have so many good store brands, there’s really no reason to ever pay full price for a name brand. Heck, one of our store brands now has a PREMIUM line up. Yeah, Bacon marmalade and cherry salsa bitches, we be living the high life in Canada.

I’ve never been so white than the last sentence.

Anyway, the one thing we also have in this part of Canada are ridiculous alcohol laws. So much, that even though we’re kings of the store brand, we don’t really have any store brand…