So take a moment, let go of all those crazy background thoughts, and let your imagination open up. Breathe in, breathe out. Churn one out if you need to and come back, then go into your happy place before reading this, and imagining yourself in a far away time.
It’s Christmas. Yes, it’s cold out, and this year, you’ve asked for a bevy of different whiskies, all of which you’ve never tried. All to warm you up, be drank, shared, and swapped for even more drams.
And you’re excited. First you open up one, and it’s a bottle of Glenfarclas 17. Awesome. It’s an Advanced dram, and you’ve been waiting and wanting to try it for ever.
And then, a day later, at the next Christmas (because you have three, because fuck yeah, Newton’s Birthday), you open up another cylinder to find…. Glenfarclas 17.
And your wife and…
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