Sent a mystery dram was I
Had to know the taste, and why
This dram I have no information
So I’ll use poetry as my vocalization
Special thanks to /u/randimosity
Does it have great ferocity?
Or is it swill not fit to drink?
Will it float, or will it sink?
Fuck this rambling song and dance
And get onto the dram already!
Please do put on some pants,
And keep your lines steady.
Price: I guess not at the LCBO
Region: I shan’t know
Abv: More than the snow?
Nose: Cherry, cough syrup, cashew, peanut butter, cornflakes, light grapefruit, fresh cut grass
First cherry syrup,
Hearty nose promises much
Then chipmunk breakfast
Quality nose, whoa
As time passes, grass is cut
Taste: Cherry, peanut, floral, lemongrass, hazelnut, lemon/orange
Starts off with much cherry
Which reminds me of my friend Larry.
He enjoyed peanuts and Indian food
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