So… Here’s the Situation: It’s my Birthday, right? And rather than have a party, and have people all be confused as to what to buy me, and get more Whisky Stones, I go out to The Feathers Pub. And I have many a dram, and review them, and here I am.

This year I’m going twice. First time, my wife picks all the drams. She reads over the questions I ask, and then chooses some based on… her general mood. And what I’ve never reviewed before (I have a spreadsheet!)

So, there I am. I’ve had quite a few drinks. And a really good salad. And a ton of water, and breaks. The Grey Cup starts in a few hours, and I really don’t give a shit. I only want to review something else.

And thus, my wife picks Highland Park 10 Old Malt Cask Douglas Laing, which…