Royal Lochnagar 1999 Authentic Collection 15

Royal Lochnagar 1999 Authentic Collection 15 2

Some whiskies have an amazing Name. A name that evokes the Scottish drawl, or the roar of one yelling it out into the air.

They make you sound manly and shit when you say them. Or womanly. Fuck it, they make you feel so fucking human and badass and awesome that it grows whatever genitals you want and however amount of hair and ass that you’ll ever need.

Royal Lochnagar 1999 Authentic Collection 15 year is one such whisky. LOCK-NA-GAR. I assumed you yelled that out wherever you are, and people flocked under your banner immediately with whatever weapons they could cobble together, cheering for your overall confidence.

Lochnagar Distillery was originally built in 1824, and then burned down in 1841. That didn’t stop them though, as they built a new Lochnagar, which I assume was better, and had blackjack, and hookers.

It was visited by Queen Victoria and Prince…

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