Thanks to /u/Jolarbear for this sample.

South Africa. The name evokes so many ideas that I can’t tell if I’m informed or not. I imagine an amazing part of Africa, that still has it’s own problems, yet is working to become more metropolitan.

Anything else I say will make me feel so much white guilt that I’ll throw out my sheets, cry, and give all my money to Unicef. Suffice to say, I don’t know much of South Africa save for stories from friend’s trips.

I do know that they have a few distilleries. One of which in the Bainskloof Pass, which if I didn’t know better, I’d say I made up as it sounds funny to me. In this pass they make one product (that I can find), the Bain’s Cape Mountain Whisky, South Africa’s first single grain whisky.

This whisky is made with South African grains. It’s…