Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye

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Thanks to /u/jolarbear for this sample.

So I originally told /u/Devoz , prior to puppy-cide threats and other things, that if this whisky showed up to the recent Canadian/Toronto reddit whisky meetup, I would review it.

And I also said I’d make a sexual innuendo about Jim Murray. As a bonus I was told if I parodied this video

Then too many people made the joke and I assume whatever Humane Society near /u/texacer is bereft of puppies and in high supply of boot shaped blood splotches, one reminiscent of clouds during a muddy time of year, and the pools near iron mines.

Shit. I’ve already started doing it, almost like I’m some schmuck who can’t pass up a challenge, like your buddy who tries to bang all the women in Weight Watchers.

So Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye is now a gift from Ceres, mixed…

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