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A few months ago I was on the Internet, and for once, not playing video games, watching videos, pleasuring myself, or all three.

No, instead I was chatting with other Whisky nerds. And one of said whisky nerds mentioned how he needed to try a proper Lowland.

Being the lover of Lowlands (I will fuck the shit out of a hill in Scotland), I of course threw myself upon the fire, and agreed to split a bottle of SMWS 5.42 “Bathed in a baker’s shop”. Because I’m that kinda caring guy.

Who will fuck the shit out of a hill in Scotland.

So why do I love Lowlands so much? It’s not due to the dirt and grass fetish I have.

No, instead I enjoy a nice, floral summer dram. And I…