Thanks to /u/devoz for this sample.

So contrary to the flack I’ve been handing out to some Bourbon’s lately, I do enjoy them. Really. Sure, I enjoy other whiskies more, but that’s neither here nor there.

So I’ve decided I haven’t angered enough people, and thus have continued reviewing them. Yay me.

Today we have the newest yearly special (unless you’re reading this after October 2016… then PEER INTO THE PAST, TIME TRAVELER!), Parker’s Heritage Collection 9 Malt Whiskey.

But really, what does that mean? Reviewing? Time traveling? You’re already confused, and I haven’t even mentioned dick eating yet.

I guess I have now. Now you’re more confused but slightly turned on. Unless you’re not into dicks. I wish I could show you a video of me messily eating a peach to make up for that.

But I can’t.

Stay on topic TOMODERA!

Okay, so, let’s get through this…