I totally planned to post this after Diageo announced their special editions for the next year.

And if you believe that, I have some land, under a bridge, in a swamp, that’s on fire, to sell you.

That sentence was so broken it has to go to a therapist once a week and cry its feelings out. At least their lawn looks great (that’s a reference to an old Denis Leary joke).

So I’ve reviewed a few Distiller’s Editions in my time. I find them typically to be nice additions, or interesting experiments that didn’t quite “go the distance”, if you get my meaning. Because I’m suBtle.

However this is my first time reviewing Cragganmore Distiller’s Edition. What’s the difference? Well it’s 14 years old, so 2 years older than the standard, and finished in port pipes. A smarter man/woman/beachball-kin would assume that means it’s finished for two years…