Still at L’Île Noire Pub. Still drinking. Still having a good time.

Hey, a distillery I have never have! While that could describe many, many distilleries, I’m actually at a loss for this happening often. There’s just so much whisky out there and I like putting those long lists and showing off my whisky review penis out there for the world to see.

But it’s a Speyside. And as is common when I review this many whiskies, in multiple regions, I let my wife choose the Speyside. Which is harder when she’s not there. But then my imagination takes over and the wonderful rainbow snake Coatl picks. Not today though. Not today.

And my wife likes to do it blind, without telling me, and picking a whisky from a distillery I’ve never had, watching me fumble about like when we first started dating. It’s less sexually frustrating, but still…