Thanks to /u/devoz for this sample.

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself Well…How did I get here?

Oh… I got caught up quoting something so much that I didn’t set it up. Let’s start again.

And you may find yourself asking: Hasn’t TOModera reviewed Crown Royal Hand Selected Barrel before? Well yes he has. And no one had any issue with it at all.

For once.

However it’s a hand selected barrel. There’s a different one at every single store. And even though I don’t know which store I got the first one, I traded for a second sample to see the difference.

And I…