Thanks to /u/kinohead for this sample.
The names of the following story have been changed, as I don’t actually know their names.
It’s a typical day at the Glenfarclas distillery. Jim, head guy, is enjoying some of the new music on his awesome walkman. He gets ready to meet with the head distillery.
Sammy, the head of the distillery, enters with Jim’s assistant, Mirabelle. She looks distressed, and Sammy has that look in his eyes.
That look got them through the 80s, but at what cost.
This was going to be a long, long meeting.
Sammy starts into just as he walks in “We’re not 100% attached to using only the sherry casks”
“That’s the entire point of our lineup! Look, Jim will agree with me!” Mirabelle strikes back.
Jim stares at them, wondering what caused the recent strife this time.
“What’s going on?”
Both of them dart in his…
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