Blends. They make the whisky world go around, like fat bottomed girls and the rocking world. Or so I was told by my nanny. You know the rest.
Blends are usually left behind after you’ve had a lot of single malts. I don’t know what stereotypical female body type used in song single malts are in this case. I didn’t really mean for that comparison to happen. Maybe I should quote Single Ladies? That doesn’t separate fat bottomed women from them though. Maybe I should stop comparing whisky to women for this review. For one, women have personalities, you know? And deal with enough shit in the whisky world. Honestly I just like Queen and the quote worked.
Treat people with some fucking respect you cancerous goons. And I mean all of you. Including me. This is mostly me yelling at myself.
I think my point got away from me…
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