Thanks to /u/cpfselfbuilt for this sample.

Japanese whisky. Also known as, for those of you who haven’t been listening to the whisky media (you lucky bastards), the holy grail of all whisky on the planet and the only reason to ever drink anything ever.

Oh, by the way: Based on the Japanese whiskies that I’ve had, I’m not really on the above bus. I’m not even at the bus stop for it.

Wait, maybe I should change that to Bullet Train. No, that’s too on the nose.

Yes, I’ve had some good whiskies from Japan. I’ve also had some hard passes. I do know that the Hanyu card series is genius, and Japan took on the original ideas of Scotch making and excelled at it, especially for a country that wasn’t taken over by the British.. that I can find, apologies if I have that history off.

That said, after…