Thanks to /u/devoz for the sample.

At my wedding, we made sure there was an open bar, plenty to drink, and a nice selection of different beers, wines, and alcohol.

That didn’t stop our MC from bringing his plus 1. Which would normally have nothing to do with the alcohol unless she was a drunk. No, you see, he was a bottle of Glenlivet 21 Archive, which sat at the plus ones table, in it’s wooden box.

No, he isn’t a person who is in love with inanimate objects and ends up taking the last name of the CN Tower. Which I think is Tower, or National. Haven’t thought it through. Perhaps I shouldn’t marry a tower.

Glenlivet 21 Archive has won multiple awards. The whisky is aged in a mixture of ex-sherry and ex-bourbon casks. Note that this is a minimum age of 21 years. And some of…