Thanks to /u/muaddib99 for sharing a dram of this bourbon.

It’s getting harder and harder to keep track of exactly what’s going on with Elijah Craig. You see, I don’t keep a daily drinker around, as I’m backlogged all the way to 2022 with samples to drink. Also it’s not so easy to get Elijah Craig Barrel Proof at the LCBO, nor is it as inexpensive as others there.

So while sitting down, and being asked what batches I’ve had, I mentioned batch 1 and 6. Then I asked what the last batch was, and someone said something like 11 or 12. So then I said “get your dick out of my soup.”

The repartee continued, and I said “So this is batch 12 or 13 then?” “Oh, no” someone said while pulling up their pants, “it’s batch A117”, like I was suppose to understand that.

So if you’re like…