Thanks to /u/Catharticintent for the sample.

Turns out I had quite a few samples of Bowmore. My stores are now so full I can’t fit any Bow-More of them. Thus that’s what I’m calling this string of reviews.

French Whore Perfume. A term that frankly I’m pretty sure I’m disgusted by using myself, yet one that pops up when one discusses Bowmore.

So first off why does this exist? Well during the 1990s, a crazy time filled with already fascinating things like grunge and the fall of Western Civilization, Bowmores bottled during this time had strong alcohol and floral notes.

But what does that have to do with the French? From what I’ve seen, there are a few origins. The French seem to have had an open view on sexuality, and thus their prostitutes were more common in Europe. They may have been the elite prostitutes of the time due…