Colonel E.H. Taylor 4 Grain

Thanks to /u/devoz for this sample

Elephants. They linger around the room. And the annoying thing is, as with elephants in small rooms, they come up. Someone mentions it. There’s a trunk that slaps you because it’s in musth.

What am I blathering on about? A certain Bible that’s for whisky. Written by a cat eyed person who limits his tastebuds and never swallows. That bastard (because he doesn’t swallow, I’m making a dick joke here, nothing about him, I’ve never met him).

I’ve had many thoughts on Jim Murray. I’ve railed against him when I was annoyed, I named a sexual act about him, I realized later that maybe, just maybe, I went too far (yeah I did) and then I attempted to review his top 3 whiskies for the year. Specifically last year. Or maybe the year before. Being annoyed with him and ignoring him is hard to…

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