Mystery /r/Bourbon Howdy 2 [Howdying Mystery Review Series]

Rain pelts the area, drenching all that it touches. I stare up at a house that costs more money than my family has ever seen. Will ever see. A peel of lightning shows more and more of it. A ramshackle building, oppressing the land with it’s presence. I continue through the rain, knocking against the heavy door. It peels open, a small man standing there,… Continue reading Mystery /r/Bourbon Howdy 2 [Howdying Mystery Review Series]

Mystery /r/Scotch Howdy 2 [Howdying Mystery Review Series]

A small glimpse of light in the darkness shines towards my face. I crawl my way towards it. The heavy gravity pulls my legs down. Yet still I continue. For if I’m to escape the S.S. Howdy, I’ll need to do so with my wits. With my tongue, more so. The end review is always the most demoralizing. The doubts, the misses. The horror. Another… Continue reading Mystery /r/Scotch Howdy 2 [Howdying Mystery Review Series]

Mystery /r/Bourbon Howdy 1 [Howdying Review Series]

Here I sit upon the ground A man lost in all the sound Staring blankly at the bottle Pondering softly at what’s found. Foolish wanderer of blind drams Fumbling words with shaking hams Where fingers darting leaving mottle Is replaced by scared lambs. As he stares into the brown Reaching, stretching, for a noun Stopping only to withdraw till in enters a large clown. Wide… Continue reading Mystery /r/Bourbon Howdy 1 [Howdying Review Series]

Mystery /r/Scotch Howdy 1 [Howdying Review Series]

A simple man. A simple plan. But things aren’t simple in… The Howdying Zone. Subjects: /u/TOModera , /u/Devoz [+32], and /u/zekesgallery [+2]. All mild mannered. All probably could stand to lose some weight. Each of them but pawns in a larger game. The Howdying Zone game. A mild mannered day for /u/TOModera . He feels the need to write whisky reviews, because he’s addicted to… Continue reading Mystery /r/Scotch Howdy 1 [Howdying Review Series]